Lather, Rinse, Repeat

[This piece is from soundpolitics.com of Seattle, Washington.]

Some Lynnwood police detectives, in the course of fighting crime or something, discovered some creative new uses for shampoo:

On April 27, an officer entered the shop [Classic Body Tonic Spa] and paid $60 for and received a full "body shampoo," which included genital and anal touching. The officer returned two other times for massages that also included masturbation — one session with two prostitutes — and again paid for the service.

A second officer also received a massage and was masturbated, according to charging papers.

Lynnwood police Cmdr. Paul Watkins apparently thinks his officers acted in the best interests of city residents:
"We have a very ethical police department," he said. "This does not violate the ethical standards of our department."

[This sounds like one police operation that petered out!]