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Free Citizen

This writer espouses individual liberty, free markets, and limited government.

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Location: Jackson, Mississippi, United States

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Old Man Winter Isn't THAT Old

Won't "global warming" (aka "climate change") eventually put Old Man Winter out of business? Unless, of course, we transfer even more money and power to government.

by Greg Asimakoupoulos
January 19, 2007
The Partial Observer

Old Man Winter's
not that old.
He's still virile.
It's so cold.

He's not weak.
His strength is scary.
His bulging biceps
leave us wary.

Healthy lungs?
He lacks no breath.
When he coughs,
there's brutal death.

Caution! When he
blows his nose,
arctic blasts
bring swirling snows.

This old man
still has his teeth.
When he bites
there's no relief.

And his fingers
sure can reach.
From New York
to Newport Beach.

Windstorms,
blizzards, icy roads.
He's to blame.
He's not that old.

If he tried
to buy some beer,
he'd be carded.
That's quite clear.

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