Cows, the Constitution, and the Ten Commandments

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic, our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years earlier, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they've been unable to locate 15-20 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of the aliens a cow...

THE CONSTITUTION

Instead of helping Iraq draft a constitution... why didn't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and, besides, we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shalt Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians... It creates a hostile work environment.

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